Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Henrietta!

Henrietta who?

Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Hepburn!

Hepburn who?

Hepburn and indigestion!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Herman!

Herman who?

Herman is handsome!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Hiawatha!

Hiawatha who?

Hiawatha very bad today!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Hiram!

Hiram who?

Hiram fine, how are you!