Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Hominy!

Hominy who?

Hominy times are we going to go through this!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Honda!

Honda who?

Honda the spreading chesnut tree...!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Hope!

Hope who?

Hope you'll have me!



Knock Knock

Who's there?

Horatio!

Horatio who?

Horatio to the end of the street



Knock Knock

Who's there?

Harry!

Harry who?

Harry up and answer this door!
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