Kid Jokes

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.

Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!




Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee

Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?




Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...

What's wrong with them?

They keep slipping out from under my arms!




Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.

Don't talk rubbish!




Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.

That's baaaaaaaaaad!




Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee.

Well buzz off I'm busy!




Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito

Go away, sucker!