Kid Jokes

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.

Are you choking?

No, I really did!




Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses

You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!




Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

Use a pencil ‘till I get there




Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?

Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!




Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!

Didn't I see you yesterday?




Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?

Yes - here's a kite!




Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!

Stick your foot out and trip it up!