Kid Jokes

Who is in cowboy films and always broke?

Skint Eastwood!





Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?

Al Caprawn!





What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order!





Why did the silly kid stand on his head?

His feet were tired!





What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!





Were you long in the hospital?

No, I was the same size that I am now!





How did the farmer fix his jeans?

With a cabbage patch!