Kid Jokes

What do you call an American drawing?

Yankee doodle!





I was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed"

Did you have a big role?

No just toast and marmalade!





What key went to college?

Yale!





What is a volcano?

A mountain with hiccups!





Why was the broom late?


It over slept!





What runs but never walks?

Water!





What is green, four legs and two trunks?

Two seasick tourists!