Kid Jokes

What do toads drink?


Croaka-cola!





When is a car like a frog?


When it's becing toad!





Why do frogs have webbed feet?


To stamp out forest fires!





What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?


He bowled long hops!





What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?


A hoppercraft!





What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?

Finding half an apple!





What do frogs drink?


Hot croako!





What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?


Star Warts!





What kind of shoes to frogs like?


Open toad sandals!