Kid Jokes

Where do frogs keep their money?


In a river bank!





What kind of bull doesn't have horns?


A bullfrog!





What jumps up and down in front of a car?


Froglights!





Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?


They always want to play leap frog with him!





Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!





Why is a frog luckier than a cat?


Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!





What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Swamp Lake!





Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?


A frog with hiccups!





Why did the lizard go on a diet?


It weighed too much for its scales!





What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?


The Brit Awarts!