Kid Jokes

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!





What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!





What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!





What to you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito!





Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?

"Why are we running so fast?
" said one

Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"



What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear?

A space invader!





What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!





How do you start an insect race?

One, two, flea - go!





How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!





What is a flea's favorite book?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!