Kid Jokes

Why are gold fish orange?


The water makes them rusty!





Who held the baby octopus to ransome?


Squidnappers!





What part of a fish weighs the most?


It's scales!





What fish do road-menders use?


Pneumatic krill!





What happens when sharks take their clothes off?


They go sharkers!





What game do fish like playing the most?


Name that tuna!





What do naked fish play with?


Bare-a-cudas!





What do you get if you cross a big fish with an electricity pylon?


An electric shark!





Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?


Jack the kipper!





What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?


Whale of fortune!