Kid Jokes

Where are most fish found?


Between the head and the tail!





What kind of fish will help you hear better?


A herring aid!





What do fish sing to each other?


Salmon-chanted evening!





How does an octopus go to war?


Well-armed!





Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?


On squid row!





What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!





What bit of fish doesn't make sense?


The piece of cod that passeth all understanding!





What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?


A fish tank!





What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?


Tsardines!





What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?


I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!