Kid Jokes

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?


To the prawn broker!





What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?


The Codfather!





What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?


He got lockjaw!





Where do fish wash?


In a river basin!





What fish only swims at night?


A starfish!





How do fish go into business?


The start on a small scale!





Which fish go to heaven when they die?


Angelfish!





What is the best way to communicate with a fish?


Drop it a line!





Where do you weigh whales?


At a whale weigh station!





What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?


A seahorse!