Kid Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?


To stamp out forest fires!





Why did the pig go to the casino?


To play the slop machine!





What is a pigs favorite ballet?


Swine Lake!





What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?


Pooched eggs!





How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday?


Eat him on Saturday!





Why did the foal cough?


Because he was a little horse!





What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo?


Cock-a-doodle-don't!





What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?


Leave it inside the cow!





Where do milkshakes come from?


Excited cows!