Kid Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?


Lumpy milkshakes!





What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!





Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep?


She had a crook with her!





What do you give a pony with a cold?


Cough Stirrup!





What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?


A horse!





What happens when geese land in a volcano?


They cook their own gooses!





What do you call a pig with no clothes on?


Streaky bacon!





What is a horse's favorite sport?


Stable tennis!





What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?


An udder failure!





What do you give a sick pig?


Oinkment!