Kid Jokes

Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

A: He gets splinters in his mouth!


Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?

A: A bull dog!


Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A: A guard dog!


Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?

A: A plain clothes police dog!


Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk?

A: Rid of the dog!


Q: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A: A computer with a lot of bites!


Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A: A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!


Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A: A sheep that can round itself up!