Kid Jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

A: Cockerpoodledoo!





Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A: A shaggy dogs tale!





Q: Why do dogs run in circles?

A: Because its hard to run in squares!





Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

A: Terrier-fied!





Q: What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone?

A: A golden receiver!





Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?

A: Dingo Starr!





Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

A: The collie wobbles!





Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?

A: A dusky husky!





Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A: A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!





Q: When does a dog go "moo"?

A: When it is learning a new language!