Kid Jokes

Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

A: They go on peck-nics!





Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

A: Coop-cakes!





Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

A: An eggroll!





Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?

A: The bombshell!





Q: What does an alarm cluck say?

A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!"




Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!





Q: How long do chickens work?


A: Around the cluck!





Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?


A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!





Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken!




Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To cockadoodle dooo something!