Kid Jokes

Q: Why don't chickens like people?

A: They beat eggs!





Q: Why did the rooster run away?

A: He was chicken!





Q: What do chickens grow on?


A: Eggplants!





Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

A: He heard the referee calling fowls



Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?


A: Because talk is cheep!





Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A: A bird that lays down!





Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?

A: She lays hand gren-eggs!





Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

A: It wanted to get to the other site!





Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

A: An alarm cluck!





Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

A: He wanted to lay it on the line!