Animal Jokes

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!


If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?

The one in the sugar bowl!


How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?

Put a pile of manure in the living room!


What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!


What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!


Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug!


Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

He was light fingered!


Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!


What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!


Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied 'er!