Animal Jokes

What is a grasshopper?

An insect on a pogo stick!


What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?

A grasshover!


Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?

Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!


What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?

A grasshopper with hiccups!


What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!