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New way to herd cattle
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.


Wednesday, October 21, 1992


A Japanese rancher told reporters in Tokyo in July that he herds cattle by outfitting them with pocket pagers (beepers), which he calls from his portable phone.


After a week of training, the cows associate the beeping with eating and hustle up for grub.