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* Vol. 7, Issue 09: Mon, Oct. 16, 2000 *
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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes
# I N T O D A Y ' S I S S U E
1. Seeing a good mystery
2. The farmer
3. Research and development
4. The fire truck
5. Latest computer technology
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# J O K E S F O R T O D A Y
1. Seeing a good mystery
A mystery-lover take his place in the theater
for opening night, but his seat is way back in
the theater, far from the stage.
The man calls an usher over and whispers, "I
just love a good mystery, and I have been
anxiously anticipating the opening of this play.
However, in order to carefully follow the
clues and fully enjoy the play, I have to watch
a mystery close up. Look how far away I am! If
you can get me a better seat, I'll give you a
handsome tip."
The usher nods and says he will be back shortly.
Looking forward to a large tip, the usher speaks
with his co-workers in the box office, hoping to
find some closer tickets. With just three minutes
left until curtain, he finds an unused ticket
at the Will Call window and snatches it up.
Returning to the man in the back of the theater,
he whispers, "follow me." The usher leads the
man down to the second row, and proudly points
out the empty seat right in the middle.
"Thanks so much," says the theatergoer, "This
seat is perfect." He then hands the usher a
quarter.
The usher looks down at the quarter, leans over
and whispers, "The butler did it in the parlor
with the candlestick."
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2. The farmer
A man is driving down a country road, when he
spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge
field of grass. He pulls the car over to the
side of the road and notices that the farmer is
just standing there, doing nothing, looking at
nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way
out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me
mister, but what are you doing?"
The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel
Prize."
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people
who are out standing in their field."
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3. Research and development
During the heat of the space race in the 1960's,
the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space
Administration decided it needed a ball point pen
to write in the zero gravity confines of its
space capsules.
After considerable research and development, the
Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of about $1
million U.S. The pen worked and also enjoyed some
modest success as a novelty item back here on
Earth.
The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem,
used a pencil.
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4. The fire truck
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station
wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck
zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire
truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started to
discuss the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one
youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
"I know!" said a third...
"They use it to find the fire hydrant!"
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5. Latest computer technology
* This is the featured cartoon for the night!
To view this cartoon, simply visit the Web
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