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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. The Water Closet







2. Air Conditioning















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. The Water Closet















A English lady visited Switzerland and







was having difficulty finding a room, so she







asked the local schoolmaster to help her. After







a satisfactory room had been found, she returned







to her home and did some packing. Suddenly, it







occured to her that she hadn't noticed a W.C.,







(In England, the toilet is called a Water Closet)







so she wrote the schoolmaster about the W.C. The







Schoolmaster not knowing the meaning, asked the







parish priest and together they decided that it







must mean "Wayside Chapel". He wrote her the







following letter:















Dear Madame,















It is my pleasure to inform you that there is a







W.C. just 9 miles from your home, in the center







of a grove of pine trees. It seats 229 people,







and is open on Thursdays and Sundays. This is an







unfortunate situation if you are in the habit of







going regularly. You will, no doubt, be glad to







hear that some people bring their lunches and







make a day of it. I would especially recommend







Thursdays, for then there is an Organ







accompaniment. The accoustics in the W.C. are







excellent; even the most delicate sound can be







heard.















My son was married in the W.C. and there was such







a rush for seats that 10 people had to sit in the







same seat. The looks on their faces were very







interesting.















My wife is sickly, but dedicated. She doesn't go







regularly, and hasn't gone for nearly a year.















I will be glad to reserve a seat in the W.C. for







you, where you will be seen and heard by everyone.















Hoping I have been of some assistance.















Sincerely yours,















The Schoolmaster















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2. Air Conditioning















A customer was continually bothering the waiter







in a restaurant; first, he'd asked that the air







conditioning be turned up because he was too







hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he







was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. 















Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient,







walking back and forth and never once getting







angry. So finally, a second customer asked why







didn't they just throw out the pest. 















"Oh I don't care." said the waiter with a smile.







"We don't even have an air conditioner." 















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