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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes















# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Do you know this man?







2. Why are you doing that?















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. Do you know this man?















A small town prosecuting attorney called his







first witness to the stand in a trial, a







grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached







her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" 







She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr.







Williams. I've known you since you were a







young boy. And frankly, you've been a big







disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on







your wife, you manipulate people and talk







about them behind their backs. You think







you're a rising big shot when you haven't







the brains to realize you never will amount







to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.







Yes, I know you." 















The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what







else to do he pointed across the room and







asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the







defense attorney?" 















She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've







known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster,







too. I used to babysit him for his parents.







And he, too, has been a real disappointment







to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a







drinking problem. The man can't build a







normal relationship with anyone and his







law practice is one of the shoddiest in







the entire state. Yes, I know him." 















At this point, the judge rapped the







courtroom to silence and called both







counselors to the bench. In a very quiet







voice, he said with menace, "If either







of you asks her if she knows me, you'll







be jailed for contempt!" 















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2. Why are you doing that?















A guy walks into a post office one day to







see a middle-aged, balding man standing at







the counter methodically placing "Love"







stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts







all over them. He then takes out a perfume







bottle and starts spraying scent all over







them. 















His curiosity getting the better of him, he







goes up to the balding man and asks him what







he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out







1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" 















"But why?" asks the man. 















"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies. 















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