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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. An honest lawyer







2. Bribing a judge















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1. An honest lawyer















An investment counselor went out on her own.







She was shrewd and diligent, so business







kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized







she needed an in-house counsel, so she began







interviewing young lawyers. 















"As I'm sure you can understand," she started







off with one of the first applicants, "in a







business like this, our personal integrity







must be beyond question." She leaned forward.







"Mr. Peterson, are you an *honest* lawyer?" 















"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me







tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so







honest that my father lent me fifteen







thousand dollars for my education and I paid







back every penny the minute I tried my very







first case." 















"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?" 















The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted,







"He sued me for the money."















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2. Bribing a judge















Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge







faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said,







"I have been presented, by both of you, with







a bribe."  Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. 















"You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you,







attorney Campos, gave me $10,000." The judge







reached into his pocket and pulled out a check.







He handed it to Leon. 















"Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're







going to decide this case solely on its merits. 















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