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*   Vol. 6, Issue 08: Wed, Sep. 20, 2000  *







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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes















# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Y2K computer errors







2. Encounter with a bear















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. Y2K computer errors















January 4, 2000 







Dear Valued Employee: 







Re: Vacation Pay 















Our records indicate that you have not







used any vacation time over the past 100







year(s). As I'm sure you are aware,







employees are granted 3 weeks of paid







leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.







One additional week is granted for







every 5 years of service. 















Please either take 9,400 days off work or







notify our office and your next pay check







will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22







which will include all pay and interest







for the past 1,200 months. 















Sincerely, 







Automated Payroll Processing 















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2. Encounter with a bear















Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted







a vicious-looking bear. 















The first lawyer immediately opened his







briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and







started putting them on. 















The second lawyer looked at him and said,







"You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun







that bear!" 















"I don't have to," the first lawyer replied.







"I only have to outrun you." 















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