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*    Vol. 1, Issue 8: Wed, Jul. 19, 2000  *







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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes















# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E







# Newsletter summary: Blind jokes!















1. A blind man in a store







2. A blind man vists Texas















# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. A blind man in a store















A blind man walks into a store with his







seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks







up the leash and begins swinging the dog







over his head. The manager runs up to the







man and asks, "What are you doing?!!"















The blind man replies, "I'm just looking







around."















2. A blind man vists Texas















There once was a blind man who decided







to visit Texas. When he arrived on the







plane, he felt the seats and said,







"Wow, these seats are big!" The person







next to him answered, "Everything is







big in Texas." 















When he finally arrived in Texas, he







decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in







the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug







placed between his hands. He exclaimed,







"Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender







replied, "Everything is big in Texas." 















After a couple of beers, the blind man







asked the bartender where the bathroom







was located. The bartender replied,







"Second door to the right." The blind man







headed for the bathroom, but accidentally







tripped over and skipped the second door.















Instead, he entered the third door, which







lead to the swimming pool and fell into







the pool by accident. 















Scared to death, the blind man started







shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!" 















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