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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Very bad to arrest a judge







2. Two lawyers getting robbed







3. Argue over the  stop sign















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1. Very bad to arrest a judge















A squad car driver was covering a quiet







beat out in the sticks when he was







amazed to find a former lieutenant on







the police force covering the beat.















He stopped the car and asked, "Why,







Irish Mike, this wouldn't be your new







beat out here in the sticks, would it?"















"That it is, "Irish Mike replied







grimly, "ever since I arrested the







judge on his way to the masquerade







ball."















"You mean you pinched his honor?"







asked Pat.















"How was I to know that his convict







suit was only a costume?" demanded







Mike.















"Well," mused Pat, "there's a







lesson in this somewhere."















"That there is," replied Irish







Mike...." 'Tis wise never to book







a judge by his cover."















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2. Two lawyers getting robbed















Two lawyers are in a bank, when,







suddenly, armed robbers burst in.















While several of the robbers take







the money from the tellers, others







line the customers, including the







lawyers, up against a wall, and







proceed to take their wallets,







watches, etc. While this is going







on lawyer number one jams something







in lawyer number two's hand.















Without looking down, lawyer number







two whispers, "What is this?" to







which lawyer number one replies,







"It's that $50 I owe you."















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3. Argue over the stop sign















A cop stops a man for running a







stop sign and the subject gives the







cop a lot of grief explaining that







he did stop.















After several minutes, the cop







explained to the gentleman that he







didn't stop, he just slowed down







a little.















The gentleman said 'Stop or slow







down, what's the difference?'.















The cop pulled the guy out of the car







and hit him with a nightstick for







about a minute and then said,







'Would you like for me to stop or







just slow down?'















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