Computer Jokes

For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me


See if they can do it again.


For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me


Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.


For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me


Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.


For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me


Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.


For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me


Ask for a dump

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.


For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me


Reinstall the software

Ask for a dump

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.


For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me


Say they need an upgrade

Reinstall the software

Ask for a dump

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.


For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me


Find a way around it

Say they need an upgrade

Reinstall the software

Ask for a dump

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.


For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me


Blame it on the hardware

Find a way around it

Say they need an upgrade

Reinstall the software

Ask for a dump

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.


For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me


Change the documentation

Blame it on the hardware

Find a way around it

Say they need an upgrade

Reinstall the software

Ask for a dump

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.


For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me


Say it's not supported

Change the documentation

Blame it on the hardware

Find a way around it

Say they need an upgrade

Reinstall the software

Ask for a dump

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.


For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me


Tell them it's a feature

Say it's not supported

Change the documentation

Blame it on the hardware

Find a way around it

Say they need an upgrade

Reinstall the software

Ask for a dump

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.