Computer Jokes

EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-Shift

EMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping

EMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes Simpler

EMACS: Emacs Manuals Are Cryptic and Surreal

EMACS: Energetic Merchants Always Cultivate Sales

EMACS: Each Manual's Audience is Completely Stupified

EMACS: Emacs Means A Crappy Screen

EMACS: Eventually Munches All Computer Storage

EMACS: Even My Aunt Crashes the System

EMACS: Eradication of Memory Accomplished with Complete Simplicity

EMACS: Elsewhere Maybe Alternative Civilizations Survive

EMACS: Egregious Managers Actively Court Stallman

EMACS: Esoteric Malleability Always Considered Silly

EMACS: Emacs Manuals Always Cause Senility

EMACS: Easily Maintained with the Assistance of Chemical Solutions

EMACS: Edwardian Manifestation of All Colonial Sins

EMACS: Extended Macros Are Considered Superfluous

EMACS: Every Mode Accelerates Creation of Software

EMACS: Elsewhere Maybe All Commands are Simple

EMACS: Emacs May Allow Customised Screwups

EMACS: Excellent Manuals Are Clearly Suppressed

EMACS: Emetic Macros Assault Core and Segmentation

EMACS: Embarrassed Manual-Writer Accused of Communist Subversion

EMACS: Extensibility and Modifiability Aggravate Confirmed Simpletons

EMACS: Emacs May Annihilate Command Structures

EMACS: Easily Mangles, Aborts, Crashes and Stupifies

EMACS: Extraneous Macros And Commands Stink

EMACS: Exceptionally Mediocre Algorithm for Computer Scientists

EMACS: EMACS Makes no Allowances Considering its Stiff price

EMACS: Equine Mammals Are Considerably Smaller

EMACS: Embarrassingly Mundane Advertising Cuts Sales

EMACS: Every Moron Assumes CCA is Superior

EMACS: Exceptionally Mediocre Autocratic Control System

EMACS: EMACS May Alienate Clients and Supporters

EMACS: Excavating Mayan Architecture Comes Simpler

EMACS: Erasing Minds Allows Complete Submission

EMACS: Emacs Makers Are Crazy Sickos

EMACS: Eenie-Meenie-Miney-Mo- Macros Are Completely Slow

EMACS: Experience the Mildest Ad Campaign ever Seen

EMACS: Emacs Makefiles Annihilate C- Shells

EMACS: Eradication of Memory Accomplished with Complete Simplicity

EMACS: Emetic Macros Assault Core and Segmentation

EMACS: Epileptic MLisp Aggravates Compiler Seizures

EMACS: Evenings, Mornings, And a Couple of Saturdays

EMACS: Emacs Makes All Computing Simple

EMACS: Emacs Masquerades As Comfortable Shell

EMACS: Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story

EMACS: Emacs Made Almost Completely Screwed

EMACS: Each Mail A Continued Surprise

EMACS: Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes

EMACS: Eating Memory And Cycle-Sucking

EMACS: Everyday Material Almost Compiled Successfully

EMACS: Elvis Masterminds All Computer Software

EMACS: Emacs Makes A Computer Slow