Business Jokes

Energetic self-starter: You'll be working on commission.


Entry level position: We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law.


Experience required: We do not know the first thing about any of this.


Fast learner: You will get no training from us.


Flexible work hours: You will frequently work long overtime hours.


Good organizational skills: You'll be handling the filing.


Make an investment in you future: This is a franchise or a pyramid scheme.


Management training position: You'll be a salesperson with a wide territory.


Much client contact: You handle the phone or make "cold calls" on clients.


Must have reliable transportation: You will be required to break speed limits.


Must be able to lift 50 pounds: We offer no health insurance or chiropractors.


Opportunity of a lifetime: You will not find a lower salary for so much work.


Planning and coordination: You book the bosses travel arrangements.


Quick problem solver: You will work on projects months behind schedule already.


Strong communication skills: You will write tons of documentation and letters.