Business Jokes

For every problem, there is a neat, plain solution...and it is always wrong.


For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.


Four-wheel-drive just means getting stuck in more inaccessible places.


Free advice costs nothing until you act upon it.


Free time which unexpectedly becomes available will be wasted.


Freud's 23rd law: ideas endure and prosper in inverse proportion to their soundness and validity.


Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.


Frustration is not having anyone to blame but yourself.


Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration.


Geologists do not dress for success unless they are trying to convince others that they are going on interviews.