Business Jokes

Familiarity breeds attempt.


Familiarity breeds children.


Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.


Fill what is empty; empty what is full; scratch where it itches.


For every "10" there are 10 "1's".


For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.


For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.


For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.


For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.


For every idiot proof system devised, a new, improved idiot will arise to overcome it.