Ad Jokes

The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu items in restaurants.


Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China


Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong


Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo


French fried ships - Cairo


Garlic Coffee - Europe


Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) - Europe


Boiled Frogfish - Europe


Sweat from the trolley - Europe


Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China


Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong


Roasted duck let loose - Poland


Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion - Poland


Fried friendship - Nepal


Strawberry crap - Japan


Pork with fresh garbage - Vietnam


Toes with butter and jam - Bali


French Creeps - L.A.


Fried fishermen - Japan


Teppan Yaki - Before Your Cooked Right Eyes - Japan


Pepelea's Meat Balls - Romania


Product Names


Clean Finger Nail - Chinese tissues


Kolic - Japanese mineral water


Creap Creamy Powder - Japanese Coffee Creamer


Swine - Chinese chocolates


Libido - Chinese soda


Pocari Sweat - Japanese sport drink


Shocking - Japanese chewing gum


Cat Wetty - Japanese moistened hand towels


Pipi - Yugoslavian orangeade


Polio - Czechoslovakian laundry detergent


Crundy - Japanese gourmet candy


Superglans - Netherlands car wax


I'm Dripper - Japanese instant coffee


Zit - Greek soft drink


Colon Plus - Spanish detergent