Ad Jokes

These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world.


Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?"


MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."


Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would be Stupid!"


Iguana: "The other green meat."


Nike: "Just buy the shoes, you flabby spineless lump!"


Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years."


Canon Photocopiers: "Quit calling them Xeroxes!"


Apple MacIntosh: "Hey, we thought of it first!"


Radio Shack: "You've got questions, we've got geek losers!"


Professional Bowling on NBC: "Oh, why don't you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?"