Blonde Jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC?

A: A dumb terminal.




Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand?

A: So brunettes can understand them.




Q: How did the blond burn her ear?

A: The phone rang while she was ironing.




Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?

A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".




Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?

A: Because blondes would have to think them up.




Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding?

A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the "instant pudding setting" button.




Q: Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"?

A: When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.




Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box?

A: A case of empties.