Blonde Jokes

Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?

A: A blonde at a blinking red light.




Q: Did you hear about Pepsi's new soda just for blondes?

A: It has "open other end" printed on the bottom.




Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

A: They're refuelling.




Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?

A: She didn't want one for nights.




Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?

A: Her husband is out looking for the other man.




Q: Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet?

A: She was last years hide and seek winner.




Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?

A: A blonde trying to put it out.




Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?

A: To get chocolate milk.