Blonde Jokes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."




Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.




Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A: A blonde parade.




Q: What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?

A: They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.




Q: What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.

A: Third grade.




Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?

A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.




Q: How to you keep a blonde busy all day?

A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.