Blonde Jokes

Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.




Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?

A: Grade four.




Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?

A: 144 blondes.




Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?

A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"




Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?

A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".




Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?

A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.




Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"

A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"