Blonde Jokes

Q: Why does it work?

A: "Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?"




Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.




Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.




Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?

A: For throwing out the W's.




Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?

A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.




Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?

A: To keep from bruising their ears.




Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.