Blonde Jokes

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.




Q: How do you drown a blond?

A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. c0pyr|ghta!haj0k3s




Q: How do you drown a blond?

A: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.




Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.




Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: You don't. They're born that way.




Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.




Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?

A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.