Animal Jokes

Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?


A: Ice lolly!





Q: Have you ever hunted bear?


A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!





Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?

A: Ready, teddy, go!





Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A: A bear faced lyre!





Q: Why do bears have fur coats?


A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!





Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


A: A teddy boar!





Q: What should you call a bald teddy?


A: Fred bear!





Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?


A: A little bear!





Q: What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?


A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!





Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?


A: Winnie the Pooh!