Animal Jokes

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!





What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!





What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!





What do you call a greedy ant?

An anteater!





Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?

To trip up the ants!





What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!





What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!





What do you call an ant from overseas?

Impartant!




What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics!





What is smaller than an ant's dinner?

An ant's mouth!