Bar Jokes

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.


Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"


"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."


"Gee, that's tough," he replied.


"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."


"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."


"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."


"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."


"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"