Bar Jokes

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them "We have arrived".

The first man gave him money, the second one thanked him, but the third one slapped the taxi driver.

The taxi driver was stunned figuring that none of them would realize that the car didn’t move an inch. He asked the third man "What was the slap for?"

The third man replied, "Control your speed next time! You almost killed us!"

Submitted by hard rock k2