High Cholesterol
A man goes to his doctor for a physical and finds out his cholesterol is slightly high. The doctor doesn't feel its bad enough for medication but tells him to do at least 15 minutes of heavy breathing exercises a day.
Feeling pretty lucky the man goes home and tells his wife (with a wink of the eye) how she can assist him in this task. She promptly gets on the phone and enrolls him in an aerobics kickboxing class.
Feeling rather rejected he explains to her that he had something else in mind to fulfill that heavy breathing exercise. She says back to him that the doctor said it has to be at least fifteen minutes!
Submitted by curtis smith