Medical Jokes

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?


Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.


Patient: What happened?


Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?


Patient: Give me the bad news first.


Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.


Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?


Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.