Kid Jokes

A man meets a young child and asks him,

Man: Do you know how to count?
Kid: Yes.
Man: Can you count up to ten?
Kid: Yeah, and even more. My father teaches me at home.
Man: Okay then, what comes before five?
Kid: Four.
Man: What comes after eight?
Kid: Nine.
Man: What comes after ten?
Kid: A Jack.

Submitted by George K. Marsh Jr.