Animal Jokes

Ronnie goes to the auction. He notices a parrot that was on auction. Ronnie decides to bid for it and so Ronnie starts off with 50 Dollars.

Auctioneer: 50 Dollars
Voice: 100 Dollars
Ronnie: 200 Dollars
Voice: 300 Dollars
Ronnie: 400 Dollars
Voice: 750 Dollars
Ronnie: 800 Dollars

Auctioneer 800 going once, twice and the parrot is sold.

Ronnie to the Auctioneer "I hope this Parrot can speak as I have spent a lot of money on it."

Auctioneer Laughing: "Who do you think was Bidding against you."

Submitted by Naeem