Animal Jokes

What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?

A maggot with attitude!





Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!





What do worms leave round their baths?

The scum of the earth!





What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!





What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!





What did the woodworm say to the chair?

It's been nice gnawing you!





What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?

A dirty kid!





What did the maggot say to another?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!





Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!





What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?

A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!